www.tyntesfieldestate.com
Warning: May contain
nuts
The original online guide to Tyntesfield and the local area
Est
2003
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Tyntesfield Estate Online: Statistics
Whilst you are reading this web site:
* You will be in good company. The site receives many, many hits from across the world
* A Powerpoint presentation will have been forced to work for slave labour wages
* 17 packets of digestive biscuits and 41 cup of tea per second will have been consumed by National Trust members in the wessex region!
* National Trust managers will have expelled hot air during a meeting at a speed of 38 miles per hour!
* Tyntesfield Estate is turning to dust at a rate of 0.0045 kilograms an hour
* Another deer has probably gone to be with Jesus.
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